Laughter is the best medicine and Lexington’s prescription is ready for pickup. | Photo by The LEXtoday
We decided to start today off with a laugh and asked ChatGPT for a humorous roast of our favorite city. Lexingtonians, this is your friendly reminder not to take roasts too seriously. After all, if LEX can’t laugh at itself, how can we ever laugh at Louisville?
Can you roast Lexington, Kentucky?
Oh, absolutely. Lexington, the “Horse Capital of the World” — because what else do you do when there’s nothing else going on?
What about our sports teams?
Lexington sports teams? Oh, you mean UK basketball and… well, that’s it. This city treats college basketball like a full-blown religion, except the prayers stop the second we don’t make the Final Four.
The only way to avoid Lexington traffic is to stay home. | Photo via @femibranded
How’s the traffic?
You’d think with all that horse money, the roads wouldn’t look like the surface of the moon, but here we are, dodging potholes like it’s a sport. Lexington traffic is like a bad relationship — you think it’s manageable, and then out of nowhere, it ruins your whole day.
Editor’s note: ChatGPT responses have been edited for brevity.
The Art of Brooms: Mixed Media | Times vary | Eastside Branch Gallery | Free | Dust off your library card and enjoy the whimsical world of Bluegrass Brooms’ own Shannon Lewis through this gallery of unusual designs.
Tuesday, Feb. 11
Couple’s Sound Healing | 10 a.m.-3 p.m. | The Sound Healing Center of Lexingon | $125 | You and your partner are invited to release the stresses of daily life + rediscover a deep connection with each other.
Wednesday, Feb. 12
Lovers of Lexington Dinner Series | 6-8:30 p.m. | Lost Palm | $125 | This fun and flavorful experience includes a five-course meal + cocktail pairings as you learn about our city’s vibrant past from Bites of the Bluegrass’s Erin Goins.
Thursday, Feb. 13
“Nickel Boys” | Times vary | Kentucky Theatre | $9.25 | This Academy Award nominee for Best Picture tells the harrowing story of two Black teens struggling to survive reformatory life in the Jim Crow South.
Friday, Feb. 14
Singo | 12:30-2 p.m. | DV8 Kitchen | Price of purchase | Start your weekend early with a midday game of “name that tune” for a chance to win prizes.
Cat Trivia | 6:30-9 p.m. | Villainous | $20 | Wear your favorite cat-themed clothes + compete for prizes at this unique Valentine’s Day experience.
Beginning today, nearly 8,000 ft of sanitary sewage lines will be installed along New Circle Road between Newtown Pike + Bryan Station Road. The work is part of the $590 million plan to upgrade Lexington’s stormwater and sewer capacity. Officials intend to keep New Circle open during construction. (Lexington Herald-Leader)
Concert
Music lovers have two chances to celebrate the season of love this week. On Wednesday, Feb. 12 the UK Jazz Ensemble and Lab Band present “Jazzy Valentine,” while the Symphony Orchestra will perform its first concert of the year on Valentine’s Day at 7:30 p.m. (UKNOW)
Sports
Need to scratch your scrimmage itch now that football season is officially over? UK men’s rugby club released their 2025 schedule for both its seven-man and 15-man teams. Good news, play kicks off this Saturday, Feb. 15.
Feel Good
With his recent qualification for the TikTok creator’s fund, Adam Dahl of Dahlhus Fudge’s Adam Dahl is taking a stand against child hunger. Money raised through his TikTok account will go towards paying off lunch debt for Fayette County Public School students. Follow Dahlhus Fudge + visit its Woodland Avenue shop to support its mission. (LEX18)
Try This
Still searching for a unique Valentine’s Day gift? Surprise that special someone with a tuxedo clad, rose-bearing barbershop quartet from the Kentuckians Chorus singing a seasonal two-song medley.
Number
60. That’s the new total number of stops on the Kentucky Bourbon Trail. The recent addition of 15 new experiences includes three Lexington area spots: Garrard County Distilling Co., Bespoken Spirits Inc. + RD1 Spirits. The Kentucky Bourbon Trail covers 27 of Kentucky’s 120 counties and receives over 2.5 million visitors a year. (The Lane Report)
Sports
Ready to race?Pocket Aces Racing brings you straight to the winner’s circle. Experience the excitement of thoroughbred ownership with no hassle and a fraction of the financial risk. Plus, enjoy unparalleled customer service. Take the reins and become a partner.*
Holiday
Baking hack: You don’t need a fancy cupcake tin to make these viral, oh-so-adorable heart-shaped Valentine’s cupcakes. Here’s how they do it.*
Finance
This basketball season, UK Federal Credit Union wants to help celebrate the Cats — and reward fans. Here’s how: UKFCU will give 0.25% off new direct auto loans for two weeks after any UK Men’s or Women’s Basketball win. With a strong season ahead, there are plenty of chances to save big.*†
†Federally insured by NCUA and Equal Housing Lender.
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Date ideas for Valentine’s or anytime
Lexington’s vibrant nightlife scene is ready to host your picture perfect date night. | Photo by @femibranded
Kids, this is the story of how I met your mother, and it was all thanks to LEXtoday.
Ok, so maybe that’s not exactly how the 2000s sitcom went, but if Ted Mosby had consulted us for date night ideas, we could’ve shaved the show down to two seasons (and saved his kids a lot of time). Regardless, whether you’ve met “the one” or are hoping to impress someone new, we’ve got 21 local date night ideas that are legen — wait for it — dary.
If the way to their heart is through their stomach
Wow your special someone with a reservation at the picturesque and delicious Dudley’s on Short, or with the creative menu + elevated vibe of Lockbox.
If food is just one part of your date night, start things off with a happy hour at Harvey’s, Carson’s, and nearly 30 others.
For the ones who like to play games (just not with your heart)
There’s nothing like a little friendly competition to strengthen your bond. Visit classic video game haven The Burl Arcade for all your old school faves.
Skip the electronics and opt for a low-key (or high stakes, you decide) board game session at Chaotic Good or Villainous.
High-quality jewelry from Mejuri. Whether you prefer the elegance of pearls, the classic beauty of gold, or the brilliance of diamonds — all of Mejuri’s collections are crafted with responsibly sourced materials that are as beautiful as they are durable. Psst — they’re the perfect self-gift for Valentine’s Day. Shop now.
This is my birthday week and to celebrate I’m buying myself a membership at The Kentucky Theatre. That’ll get me discounted tickets + concessions, access to members-only events, and one free flick during my birthday month. I’ll see you at the movies.
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